''#bbnaija3 Is Not The Future, Go And Get Your PVC'' Gov Dankwambo Tells Nigeria

The Governor of Gombe State, Hassan Ibrahim Dankwambo, said this on his official twitter handle.

Woman Caught Cheating, Pretends She's A Sex Doll

A video is going viral of a man being caught cheating on his girlfriend, and the length he goes to to try get away with it is RIDICULOUS.

According to the post on Facebook, he was busted by his girlfriend when about to do the dirty with another woman and decided to pretend that his 'mate' was a sex doll to get away with it.

The girlfriend is understandably angry, and starts shouting: "What the Bleep is going on here? Who the Bleep is this?"

The guy responds: "It's a bleeping sex doll" He goes the full way, too, even producing a receipt that he claims proves his purchase of the sex doll.

The other woman, for her part, is committed to the role, standing on the stairs frozen. The guy's girlfriend is not having it though, and starts to push her. The half-Unclad woman even attempts to ask her to stop in a robot voice, but she can only go so far and snaps before starting to gather her things to leave.

Even this isn't enough to get the unfaithful guy to drop his act. In fact, he doubles down, saying: "I've got a receipt. It is malfunctioning. I don't know why she is moving. It comes with reflexes"

You've got to hand it to him, he is trying his very best to sell it. It's probably for the best if this turns out to be fake. It doesn't exactly paint human intelligence in the best light, does it?

There are some bits of friendly advice to take from this. In all relationships, honestly is the best policy. If you lie and then lie again to cover the first lie eventually you'll be caught out.

The human mind isn't smart enough to keep track of all of the possible strands of lies and the directions that they can take.

The second piece of advice that you need to bear in mind is that if you're going to lie, make it believable for God's sake. Things that sound ridiculous usually are.

The third and final piece of advice, if you forgot to follow the other two, is that if you're caught red handed, just own up. It'll be over quicker if you come clean.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E9KqPxGFqaU&feature=youtu.be

Olamide's Mother Is Dead! (Photo)

Nigerian rapper, Olamide, has lost his mother today, 30th January, which happens to be his son, Batifeori Maximiliano Adedeji's third birthday.

He announced her death with a black Instagram post and wrote;

"����� Orisa bi iya o si �����"

https://www.instagram.com/p/BelKVbEAahX/?taken-by=baddosneh

Batifèori Maximiliano Adedeji Celebrate His 3rd Birthday. Olamide Celebrates Son

Singer Olamide is celebrating his son who is a year older today.

The proud father shared a photo of himself with his adorable son Batifèori Maximiliano Adedeji who turns 3 today.

Olamide wrote: “Happy birthday ? Batifèori Maximiliano Adedeji ?? more life young King ?? from Dad,your best pal.”

Olamide celebrates his son on his birthday